Noob, Part 2

After creampieing Brendan 16 in response to repeatedly annoying noob posts, he sent me the following message:

You look around to make sure nobody's watching you, and tear open the package.

From: Brendan 16.

i don't know how to use it so here ya go.

You acquire an item: strawberry pie

So, I throw a pie at a guy, he gives me food. Okay, cool.

Noob!

I have nothing against noobs, just stupid ones:

Brendan 16: Im a noob and i need money please

You mean meat, and stop begging, jackass.

"Giveaway" that he's stupid

This posting summarizes what should NOT be in /trade, both because it's not trading, it's a giveaway, and because it's stupid:

NaTeSter: im giving away 31 meat, pm me an offer...free 31 meat, pm me

I fart more meat than that every time I rest at my campsite.

Stuffies are gift items, dumbass

A comment in /trade from an individual with a year-old account:

GTW88: can anyone help me find the stuffies in the mall

I'll let that one stand on its own.

While I'm ranting...

1. if you make a mistake, we need not hear about it, b/c we don't care
2. if you make a mistake, and can't fix it without bothering us, see item 1
3. begz0ring, n00b, 31337, etc. are NOT words - deal

Learn English, or at least Engrish, you fuckers!!!

No, seriously, learn it. I mean, there's a fucking literacy test to get into the chats, and it doesn't seem to matter. What did you do, hire the dumbest cheerleader you could find to pass the test for you?

I'll accept typos, fine. I'll accept that foreign language keyboards even make different typos than my keyboard. However, here's an example of someone that just doesn't know English:

im buying shysterweed
...
there are non-treadeple

I think that was meant to be "They're non-tradeable." I'd like to point out that "they're" and "there" is a required distinction to be defined as chat literate. Revoke!!!

It begins...

posted in /trade earlier today:

HoneyTreaten: omg i just won a 5mil bet

Since this is the birth of this blog, allow me to explain why this is stupid:

1. noone cares
   
2. she probably lost far more than that prior to winning
   
3. /trade is for trading ONLY!

I'm sure there's more, but that's the gist.